Siricha Pochu!

Bored and jaded, I was looking at my FB profile reading through some old notes.
In heaps of garbage, I found this gold nugget!

Way back, long long ago(in 2012), we had an elective called Professional Ethics in our final year of Engineering.
What were we taught? No one ever knew.

It was a green book with loads and loads of examples about accidents and disasters that happened around the world.Very abasagunam book it was.

But, that was THE MOST entertaining subject I’ve ever studied in Engineering. All credits to the professor who handled it.
No disrespect to him, but when people are like that, we cannot restrain ourselves from spreading their glory. I’m sure each one of us would have had some teacher who said ‘I cannot able to’ and ‘Principal rotating on rounds in corridor’.
Honestly, this is no exaggeration. This is from the notes that I and my friends diligently took during the class.

Okay, now, let’s play the game Siricha Pochu!

For those who are unaware of the rules:

If you manage to read till the end without laughing, you win.

If not, I win. (You should put a ‘Like’, okay? 😀 )

Expert recommended tone/expression while reading(To experience what we actually had): Saroja Devi’s ‘Ei Watchman!’ style in Anbe Vaa.

Trial Run:

Look at this pix..Say ‘Ei Watchman’.

One more time, pretend you are her!

Now, you are ready!

Go!

• IF ANYONE DIE, THEY ANNOUNCE THE ‘MURMURING’ FOR ONE MONTH (Mourning)
• SOCIETICIAL ACTIVITIES (Social Activities)
• I SHOULD NOT HAVE ANY DOUBTFUL. DOUBTFUL SHOULD BE REDUCED.

Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki :

……..With my family I went to THE SICKIIM which is also called THE SICKAM. (Sikkim). We went to see the PRODUCTION OF GANGA AND BRAHMAPUTRA. THERE IS NO BUS PROVIDING ANYTHING .(No bus facility) Only military vehicle. In the SICKAM they grow lot of BUTTACOSE (=Muttacose = Cabbage)….The water is VERY CHILL-COOL WATER( *With both hands on cheeks*). I GO HIMALAYAS also. In that GANJANJUNGA IS THE SECOND HIGHEST TOWER IN WORLD. You know GANJANJUNGA tower? ….There ONE OF THE MY GRANDMOTHER NOT GRANDMOTHER, MY RELATIVE GRANDMOTHER…. (Means: An old lady in his family)………

Sir on religion ,philosophy and life:

VIRCHEWS IN YOUR WHOLE SOUL BODY 
YOU HAVE FULL OF SIN IN YOUR BODY

“Christians should read Christian Bible.

You should read YOUR OWN RELIGION BIBLE.”

RELIGIOUS BEELIPS (Beliefs)

THERE ARE LOT OF CASUALITIES IN CHRISTIANITY (Ayyago!)

“INNER OFFICIALS OF INNABLES”

 

• HUMANS ARE COMMITTED TO MISTAKES
• BEFORE B.C years
• SOME HIDDEN FACTOR YOU MAY LOSS (Heavy loss!!! 😦 )
• THEY ARE NOT HURT ANYBODY
• WE SHOULD NOT COLLECT BAD FROM OTHERS 
• RESPONSIBILITY OF YOUR HUMAN BEING
• KIDS ARE SURROUNDED BY ANGELS. KIDS IS NOT HAPPENED ANYTHING (Even God won’t know what he means)

Sir’s views on the United States of America:

U.S.A EARTH CONTROL DIPPERANT,OUR EARTH CONTROL DIPPERANT (Earth Condition? May be..)

 U.S TOOK A VERY GOOD DECISION…BUT, WE CANNOT SAY IT’S A VERY GOOD DECISION

BECAUSE OF HIM DECISION….THEY DON’T HAVE CORRECT DECISION IN THEIR MAIND

The Osama story:

 “The osama lived with a big palace, prodected by guards… People came down from the chooper(Chopper) .. All in the oval oppiss(Office) tensed and the Obama was in fullll mood (Ahmmm..).. After DNA test, The Osama was seen with death.. “

On Health, medicine and the human body:

• WHITE CELLS AND RED CELLS MUST GET DEACTIVATE (Never knew you could deactivate cells like an FB account)
• FOR BLOOD DONATION WE NEED TO DO CAMPHORING – When you donate blood next time, Ellarum karpooram ethungo..
• ‘ENZYMENTS’ IN FOOD (Our science teachers taught us wrong)

YOUR SHINENESS IN FAIRNESS CAPABILITIES 

• YOU WON’T BE IDENTIFY BY BODY STRUCTURE    
• PEOPLE ARE NOT PROVIDING SKIN TO REMATCH THEIR FACIAL

On Environmental Protection:

PLENTY OF WATER RESOURCE THERE, SO YOU CAN BULLT WHAT??

‘THERMAL POWER PLANT’ YOU CAN BULLT

• TV MAIN FLUG SWITCH IS KEEP ON-IT CAUSE 7 WATTS POWER WASTE 
• GULP OF PACIFIC (Orrey Gulp ah?!)

If you keep chaas in fridge for long time what will happen?

Tell me..what will happen?

All CHILLI WILL BE PASTED IN CHAASS. WE ARE ALL AGREE no?

• RESOWIRE-Reservoir
• ARROUNDED BY WATER-New Word found! Note it down

Miscellaneous Gyaan:

• YOU HAVE TO BE VERY VERY CAUTION
• THAT IS THE PROVEN(proof) I’VE TAKEN
• RIGHTS TO PRODUCT(protect)
• GET OUT OF THE REFRIGERATOR (Hey! Who’s that sitting inside?)
• BISKATE(Britannia’s new launch, probably)
• WOMENS WAS KIND HAUNTED (Hearted)

KATE ON THE WALL

• WE ARE APPALIGIZ (apologize)
• MOST OF THEM DOESN’T AWARE

WHEN THEY GET OUT PARENTS, THEY SEE BEGGAR ACTIVITY 

• WE SHOULD HATS OFF FOR THE PEOPLE
• NOBODY SHOULD NOT AFFECT
• YOU SHOULD NOT BLAME ALL OF YOU (Un kuthama, En kuthama, Yaara naa kutham solvaen? 😥 )
• ASIANT- Ancient
• DEPENDANT ON DEPENDENCE – So, you’re double dependent here!!
• DIPPERANT OF  OPINION
• KEEP REMEMBER
• CHAACK PISS(No explanation for dirty words, we are good humans with ethical values)
• WE DOESN’T BE BEWARE
• TRY TO POLLOW
• ALL COMPANIES WILL OVER
• CONTROLLING OTHERSELF(Yourself…themself…himself..herself…OTHERSELF!)
• ‘SOME’ OF THE ‘FEW’ POINTS
• CONTENT – MEANS RIGHT OR WRONG , CONTEXT – MEANS WHY RIGHT, WHY WRONG?
• YOU MUST KEEP REMEMBER
• Hey..all of you! BE LISTEN ma-(Yeah, be that)
• PROJECTS GET DISTURBS
•  (* Pointing hand at someone*) See..HOW MUCH RESPONSIBILITY PERSON HE IS?!  (Aaha..arputham!)
•  DON’T THINK OF OTHERS ARE BIG ALWAYS
•  TO THE EVERYBODY
•  ACHOORING-Assuring

Dhivhya..why ma..why are you laughing?
*Looks at him, laughs again uncontrollably*
Get up ma..why are you laughing always? Tell the class no..all will laugh!
*Class laughs*
Ei..If anybody laughs, GO OUT OF THE PEOPLE!

Remember the game?

You lose? 😉

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