Crucial Craziness

Sondha Selevula Sooniyam alias Saguni

Kandha Kara Vada,Murukku, Masal Vada the hero sings and takes around very exotic places of our own Chennai.But,no.He doesn’t sell vadai.So,what does he actually do?Even god wouldn’t know.

Hero comes to Chennai to meet a minister to give a petition on the building of a bridge that would demolish his ancestral house.Wait..does it not sound like the story of a Vikram movie? Anna University Engineers develop better,original stories!

The story is so boring that I feel super bored to write that.Anyway,there’s absolutely nothing to say.

Hero befriends politicians,goondas and influential people just like swallowing ghee dripping Tirunelveli halwa.He makes a rowdy-lady cum idly selling aachi a councillor, his auto driver friend-her PA,an imprisoned politician-a chief minister..yet he prestigiously remains a loafer.King maker it seems!Aaaaahh….

More details of the story would make the reader bang his/her on the computer screen.So,it’s better I don’t say.

First half  motivates you to abuse yourself in mind.If any person doesn’t feel so,it means its high time he visited a psychiatrist. By the end of this half,the director brings us to the edges of our seats,to get up and run away for the interval.

There’s one thing we need to appreciate the director for.He seems to be  a very socially responsible guy. He has been so kind to put in a song sequence right after the interval.People needn’t get up from their seats once again,you see.You get extended intermission time.(Point noted : Popcorn,Pizza,Sweetcorn etc etc shops in theaters made huge profits)

Santhanam’s comedy sequences,though not as funny as his previous bouts, are the only solace.Had he not been there,the theatre sweepers would have started work right after interval and gone home early.

The Gemini Gemini girl Kiran,(now in bloated mode) shows her face now and then along with villain Prakash Raj who does his usual screaming,terrorizing,Tata sumo travelling,sodukku putting,delivering dialogues challenging the hero,staring and frowning at camera etc etc.All known things,nothing new,that he had been doing since his last birth.Ada poya…

Every scene will make you say….Argghhhh….Aiyyyoooooo….Raaaamaaa..If you had hit your head for all irritating scenes,your forehead would have got a 6×6 inch large bump.

Anushka,Andrea,Radhika,Roja,Nazzer-thevaya? :-@

If you try finding loopholes in the movie,you will obviously fail.The whole  movie by itself is a big hole!Idhula loophole vera…

In 158 minutes,the director shows you what height of irritation is actually is.Never before in life,could’ve one got so much irritated.

For the only sake of paying for the tickets,spending Rs.120 for popcorn worth Rs.20 and travelling expenses, people sit till the end eagerly awaiting the  movie to end.Anga vepparu director oru twisttu…The movie will end before you realize it has actually ended.Less intelligent people like me will realize this only after people start running out to the exit.

By the way,did I miss something?Ya..the heroine.That girl is called Pranitha it seems.I googled the movie’s name and found it out.If we stick together the entire portions where she ‘comes’ (note-‘comes’) it won’t even cross 5 minutes.All what she does is-calls the hero Mama(Ada poma! :-/),dances for some rubbish songs,whose tunes you won’t even remember.I have seen this girl more on TV for the movie promo than in the movie.Her name deserves  a place only under the Guest Appearance list.

At the end,the feeling each person would get is-Poviya??Poviya??Poviya??And the movie is being released in 1154 theaters,and dubbed in telugu too!Enna Koduma Sir Idhu?

Had I not been a decent person,on the theatre screen-‘kalla eduthu adichiruppaen’!\

PS:Sorry for the over usage of Tamil words,spelling,grammar mistakes etc etc.This movie doesn’t deserve such care to write properly.

“Oru manushan erichal la polambum podhu,thai mozhi than varum!”

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