Crucial Craziness

A Starving Stomach’s Stanzas Seven

on July 8, 2010

With a strong  belief that the English teachers find deeper meaning to a poem than the real author and with a general aversion towards beautiful  verses, I’ve never known to appreciate the art of poetry.Its complex words always give me chronic headaches.

Struck by  Poetryophobia,I’ve never tried to write one.(silly ones  about mother,friend,rain etc in innocent class 1 and 2 ages exempted).But now,out of boredom,I’ve written something.

It’ll definitely make no sense-Hence I call this a poem.


A Starving Stomach’s Stanzas Seven


Not chicken, Not meat, Not Turkish Fish

All I wanted was a mere simple dish

To save my starving stomach perish

Oh dear waiter, I’m waiting-Bring my food

Before in anguish I start blabbering rubbish

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Ten long minutes I had been waiting

Concealing my hunger by nail biting

Pudding on other table, my mouth watering

Oh dear waiter, I’m waiting-Bring my food

I can put up no more acting

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On my table a useless candle flickers

It isn’t tasty crackers or edible hamburgers.

You know, I’m not here to play pokers

Oh dear waiter, I’m waiting-Bring my food

Before I eat up the Salt and Pepper Shakers

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Whenever a nameplate walks with a plate

It’s mine I think and my eyes inflate

My stomach starts to gyrate-hours since I ate

Oh dear waiter, I’m waiting-Bring my food

It’s getting really really late

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At the fellow eaters I stare, Unable to look elsewhere

Staying hungry is not an easy affair

It’s as dangerous as a gory warfare

Oh dear waiter, I’m waiting-Bring my food

Beware; I’ll definitely break your glassware

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Cheese and Butter I smell

As “I want food” says every other cell

Give me something to eat, I’m not a cannibal

Oh dear waiter, I’m waiting-Bring my food

All izz well, I re-tell

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You cruel Waiter! This is stanza seven

No food yet-You are a wicked hell demon

But, I need my food-I’m so sorry, my sweet lemon

Oh dear waiter, I’m waiting-Bring my food

I love you; you are an angel from heaven

Ready-made Replies

1)”What nonsense is this?” -Grow up mate!This poem is beyond your comprehension

2)”My god!!Don’t you know English Grammar?”-This is not  English

3)”It’s really nice”-Please visit this place.I pray for your 100x speed recovery.

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